Maryland Burlesque and Variety
Queer Femme Founded, Audience Supported
Club Mystification
Fri, Dec 29
|Lord Baltimore Hotel
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Time & Location
Dec 29, 2023, 9:00 PM – 11:00 PM
Lord Baltimore Hotel, 20 W Baltimore St, Baltimore, MD 21201, USA
About the event
Step into a realm where ancient tales of secret societies and the captivating history of Baltimore intertwine, as Poe’s Magic Theatre and the illustrious Lord Baltimore Hotel proudly present Club Mystification! Drawing inspiration from a real magic club of Baltimore’s past, this reimagined and modernized spectacle beckons you to embrace the mysteries that lie within. Are you ready to embark on this extraordinary adventure?
Upon your arrival, a world of intrigue awaits at the front desk, where a golden bow-draped black bag is handed to you. Within its depths, discover clues that will guide you through your first thrilling mystery, accompanied by unique collectible souvenirs that serve as tokens of your extraordinary journey. The path to Club Mystification’s hidden speakeasy remains concealed, but fear not! Only by joining forces with fellow seekers will you unveil the clandestine location. But before you venture further, you must encounter the mystifying Greeter—a figure draped in silent mystery, concealed behind a haunting mask and a hooded robe. Allow their captivating presence to guide you toward the unknown.
Finally, surrender to the allure of Club Mystification — an otherworldly sanctuary where a cash bar awaits, tantalizing your senses with an extraordinary display of world-class magicians who will enthrall you with their mesmerizing feats of magic and mind-bending mentalism. Prepare to be captivated by risqué psychic entertainment and burlesque performers that will both tempt and challenge your perception of reality. Brace yourself for an experience that will leave you spellbound! As you navigate the shadows of this mystical realm, each step unravels more secrets, bringing you closer to the coveted membership of this exclusive and extraordinary club.
Do you possess the tenacity to uncover the mysteries that await?
Embrace the allure of the unknown and surrender to the exhilarating mysteries of Club Mystification—an experience that will challenge your perception and ignite your sense of adventure like never before.
The Featured Headliners of the EveningMagic
Don’t be a wet blanket, see? Vince Wilson’s the real McCoy, been all over the big-time rags like PBS, The Discovery Channel, and more. The cat’s been conjuring tricks since he was knee-high to a grasshopper, a real whiz at mental magic. Cooked up his own hocus pocus and spiffed up some old ones. Just last year, he was the big cheese on the cover of The Linking Ring Magazine, scribbling the main yarn too. And this May, he was the bee’s knees over at the Magic Circle in London, showing them how it’s done.
Think noggin-reading’s a bunch of hooey? Vince Wilson will make a believer outta you, see? He’s the cat’s pajamas when it comes to predicting your answers and reading your gray matter with his book stunts. Your noodle will be all sixes and sevens!
Vince ain’t just about shuffling the deck; he’s got tales that’ll knock your socks off, full of the old razzle-dazzle. His mentalism’s the cat’s whiskers, right up there with the big shots. Whether it’s a hush-hush shindig or a big blow, he’s your man. Skip the dime-store tricks, go for Vince Wilson’s top-drawer magic.
And the guy’s no one-trick pony, see? From grand stage spectacles to up-close-and-personal, Vince knows all the angles of spellbinding showbiz.
Burlesque
Hold onto your hats, cats, and kittens, ‘cause London St. Juniper is the cat’s pajamas, the bees’ knees, the Gin Palace Special! This burlesque and variety vixen has strutted her stuff on stages and in the racy pages of this great nation, lettin’ loose a wild combination of allure and fright. With a quick-change act that’ll knock your socks off, she’s the master of transformation, from a dazzling dame to a spine-chillin’ ghoul. And let me tell ya, she’s got a taste for mischief, mixin’ it all up with a dash of poison. She’s got a PhD in bad Influences, and she’s been crowned the “Most Wicked” in Salem at the 2021 Great Burlesque Expo, not to mention Miss DC PinUp back in ‘17. So, gather ‘round, my friends, for London St. Juniper is comin’ to dish out a sinister delight that’ll linger in your bones. Don’t you dare miss it, or you’ll be kickin’ yourself in the keister!
Frequently asked questionsIs this safe for kids?
- Not. You must be twenty-one years old to enter.