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After a lengthy hiatus (that they claim was due to a “fluoride-induced fugue state”), Beaver and Buttstuff Productions is BACK to bring you Conspiratease 2: Burly-QAnon!!!!

Are you a titillating Truther? A fat-booty Flat-Earther? Are you Katy Perry, finally ready to admit that you are, in fact, ALSO an alive-and-well Jon Benet Ramsey (‘fess up, Katy! What are you waiting for)?!

Then join us at the DC Comedy Loft/Bier Baron Tavern to take in this irreverent tribute to those brave souls committed to EXPOSING THE CAPS-LOCKED TRUTH to the rest of you sexy, submissive sheeple!

Enjoy burlesque, sideshow, and variety acts that "REVEAL" what "THEY" don't want "YOU" to know.

IN ORDER OF THE QUALITY OF THEIR UNDERGROUND BUNKERS, THIS EVENING'S TRUTH TELLERS ARE: Anna Steasya Charles Artful Coco Gateaux Isabelle Epoque Jim Dandy London St. Juniper

Jane Hustle will be hiding the evidence as our stage kitten.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMERS: 01. Subliminal messaging may or may not be included in the show. 02. Free tinfoil hats will be provided. 03. Please ensure you are not followed to this TOP SECRET LOCATION