Because you can’t spell “periodic table” without EROTIC... (just go with it, okay?)

Beaver and Buttstuff return to bring you a burlesque and variety celebration of heavenly halogens, alluring alkali metals, and of course, noble (g)asses!

Ask your lab partner out already (they’re TOTALLY into you) and come join us in the basement of the Science Building (aka the Bier Baron Cellar Stage) for a night of thrilling and possibly-educational entertainment guaranteed to get your Bunsens burnin’! Or whatever other sciencey euphemism you’d prefer!

Experiments by: Anna Steasya, Bearcat Betty, Bitsy Brulée, Calliope, Curly Bright, Darjeeling Doll, London St. Juniper, Poppy la Fae, Rosie Beret, and Saymo Saymo

Head scientists: Callie Pigeon and Delilah Dentata

Lab assistant: Jim Dandy, Science Eye Candy

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