Who can resist a three-way with the original MILF, Mother Nature? As the weather warms and flowering plants start showing off their sex organs, let’s get ready to run wild in the wild with stories of erotic adventures in the great outdoors. We’re there for the tales of the sun on your moons and the wind in your short hairs.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page at http://dc.smutslam.com/rules.)

This month, our theme is "Au Naturel". Talk to us about getting primal in the woods, frolicking in the fields, or giving the stars something to twinkl…