Who can resist a three-way with the original MILF, Mother Nature? As the weather warms and flowering plants start showing off their sex organs, let’s get ready to run wild in the wild with stories of erotic adventures in the great outdoors. We’re there for the tales of the sun on your moons and the wind in your short hairs.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page at http://dc.smutslam.com/rules.)

This month, our theme is "Au Naturel". Talk to us about getting primal in the woods, frolicking in the fields, or giving the stars something to twinkle about. Did sand in the crotch shut down your sex on the beach? Or maybe you tried to convince your campmates that they just finally heard what the fox says. Whether it’s a natural disaster or a garden of delights, there’s nothing quite like getting naked in nature!

Your fabulous femme-cees are as always Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by local celebrity judges London St. Juniper, Steven Danger, and Rachel Wynn, who think some fresh air would do us all REAL good.

Join us before the show to enjoy the luxurious Smut Slam Lounge, where you can sample delicious Asian small plates, enjoy our exclusive cocktail specials (the Darling Mimosa, the Fuckbucket, and the Slam shot) and browse vintage erotica and collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables-- including NEW Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus Blooms, GlydeAmerica and Überlube-- and including the exclusive Butt Slam DC paddle, made by our newest sponsor Creamed and Sugared, that will ONLY ever be available by telling a prizewinning story.