**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Toys in Bae-land

Who’s stuffing your stockings this winter? We’re wrapping up the year with festively frisky stories of our favorite toys. Take a break from the endless rounds of office parties and holiday stress, and join us for a cup of cheer as we enjoy each other’s decidedly grown-up playdates (batteries included).

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page at http://dc.smutslam.com/rules.)

This month, our theme is "Toys in Bae-land". Handmade and wooden or high-tech and remote-controlled, sex toys are naughty AND nice. They make playtime even…